| Artery | The study of painting |
| Bacteria | The back door of a cafeteria |
| Barium | What to do when patients die |
| Bowel | A letter like A, E, I, O or U |
| Caesarean Section | A neighborhood in Rome |
| Cat Scan | Searching for socks |
| Cauterize | Mad eye contact with her |
| Colic | A sheep dog |
| D & C | Where Washington is |
| Dilate | To live long |
| Enema | Not your friend |
| Fester | Quicker |
| Genital | Not Jewish |
| G.I. Series | A soldier's baseball game |
| Hangnail | A coat hook |
| Impotent | Distinguished, well known |
| Labor Pain | A union official |
| Medical Staff | A doctor's cane |
| Morbid | A higher offer |
| Nitrates | Cheaper than day rates |
| Node | Was aware of |
| Outpatient | A person who fainted |
| Papsmear | An insult to your father |
| Pelvis | Elvis' cousin |
| Postoperative | A letter carrier |
| Recovery Room | A place for upholstery |
| Rectum | Dang near killed 'em |
| Seizure | A Roman emperor |
| Tablet | A small table |
| Terminal Illness | Getting sick at the airport |
| Tumor | More than one |
| Urine | Opposite of you're out |
| Vericose | Nearby |
| Vein | Conceited |
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